Five friends. Five coping mechanisms. All valid (mostly).
The Trauma Bonder
Will hug you whether you asked or not. Confuses emotional enmeshment with friendship. Still the one you call at 2am.
Just a Potato
No backstory. No arc. Just sits there. Somehow the most relatable character in the entire franchise.
The Frequency
A living vibrational frequency in droplet form. Speaks in wavelengths. The premium sub-brand mascot. Sunset to midnight, always.
Aggressively Fine
Everything is fine. Everything has always been fine. *eye twitch* Would you like some coffee? It's their seventh cup today.
The Healed One
Did the work. Set the boundaries. Waters their plants. The aspirational arc. Annoyingly at peace. You hate them. You want to be them.
This hoodie won't fix your attachment style but it's really soft.
Classic Logo Hoodie
$42.99
Classic Logo Tee
$24.99
The Potato Tee
$24.99
TRAUMA Mug
$16.99
Classic Logo Hat
$22.99
Hugsy Tee
$24.99
"I'm Fine" Cope Tee
$24.99
Sunset Tote Bag
$22.99
Cope Sticker Pack (x5)
$8.99
Character Poster Set
$16.99
Frequency Hoodie
$54.99
Frequency Crewneck
$44.99
Drip Phone Case
$19.99
Definition Tee
$24.99
Single Character Sticker
$1.99
TRAUMA Patch
$5.99
Starter Pack Bundle
$34.99
Tee + Sticker Pack + Patch — Save 15%
Full Send Bundle
$59.99
Hoodie + Tee + Sticker Pack — Save 18%
"mommy issues" Hoodie
$42.99
"thanks for the trauma, mom" Tee
$24.99
"i turned out fine*" Mug
$16.99
"villain origin story" Sticker
$3.99
"call your mom (or don't)" Hat
$22.99
The Full Mommy Issues Bundle
$74.99
Hoodie + Tee + Mug + Sticker — Save $14
Every trauma has a frequency.
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